I smell stomach acid.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
