It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
