where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You may now shotgun with the bride
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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