okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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