what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Randomize
