That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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