I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Im part way to drunk.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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