Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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