Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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