come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
