You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
worst night to have a conscience
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
