i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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