GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Randomize
