i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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