Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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