Cold hands, warm shart.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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