Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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