Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
