Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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