Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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