my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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