he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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