I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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