Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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