What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
soo... how was my night?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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