sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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