worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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