Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
