I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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