and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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