Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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