I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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