If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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