Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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