I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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