dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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