One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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