he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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