mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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