is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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