return my video game
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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