i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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