I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
