You're my little dorito
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Randomize