Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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