the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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