You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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