Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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