Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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