Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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