for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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