I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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